Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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FIRE!!

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Anti Joke

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