What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Kony 2012

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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