Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Arrow to the Knee

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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lebron

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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hi

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Kony 2012

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