What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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equality for women

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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