I went to the store and I fell

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Hi

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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