What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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lebron

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Your momma's so fat...

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Christians

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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you.

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