Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Hi

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Jesus

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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