How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Jesus

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The Holocaust

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Your momma's so fat...

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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womens sports...

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Why? Because racecar.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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