How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Women's Rights

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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whats black. an african american person

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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you.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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The white guy did it!

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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pedophile

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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