What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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I went to the store and I fell

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Good to see you today!

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Your momma's so fat...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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