What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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America Votes

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whats black. an african american person

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Knock knock

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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