WOMENS RIGHTS

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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