A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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women's rights

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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