why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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FIRE!!

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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