Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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