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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

What rhymes with you? You.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

whats annoying and black? black people

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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