-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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