Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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my bubbles!

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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