What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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