what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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I've got a boner

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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