Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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I've got a boner

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Ted Haggard.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Anti Joke

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