There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Gale swallows.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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