Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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nick toth

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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