Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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someone called a frog a frog

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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