What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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