What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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