What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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