why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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i was molested.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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???????????? WTF?

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