A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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