A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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