One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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