A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

Caitlyn.

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

An irishman walks out of a pub

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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