A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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hi, im sober.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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