Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Sarah Palin

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Women's rights.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Anti Joke

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