What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Sonic

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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LIKE THIS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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SNAPPLE!

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