George Bush.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Sarah Palin

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Women's rights.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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