Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Anti Joke

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