A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Anti Joke

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