What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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