Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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this site is funny.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Invisible Television.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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