Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Caitlyn.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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GIVE

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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