A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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