How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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???????????? WTF?

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

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