Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Dylan Eichas

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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