What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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i was molested.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Dylan Eichas

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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hi hi strager danger

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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