Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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What?

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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this site is funny.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Invisible Television.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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