Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Wumbo

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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