What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Wumbo

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Chikin nuggets

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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