Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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hrih

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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