Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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