Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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