What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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