You.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Miami Heat.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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