why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Miami Heat.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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