QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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who farted i did :]

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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