- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

2+2= 478

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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