why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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girls basketball

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Hi my name is Bob

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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