Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Politics.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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