What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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