A black man without problems.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Itookasipasoda

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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