Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

Asian NASCAR.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

Diana and victoria

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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