What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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