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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

That's as gay as AIDS.

A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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