why did the chicken cross the road.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

guess what? chicken butt.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

One Big Ass Mistake America

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

sweaty black guy

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Don't rape me!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Time flies like a banana.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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