Womens rights.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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A black goes to college

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Women Drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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