i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Adam Sandler.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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womens rights!

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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