Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Hi colton

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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