How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Don't rape me!

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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oops

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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This joke isnt funny.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Obama.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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