- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

There is a car full of black people.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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