What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Jacob Edwards has friends.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

women's rights

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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