Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Obama.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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penis that is all

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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