What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Working hard or hardly working????

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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