Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

A horse walks into a bar...n

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Sea World Japan.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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