Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Gadaffi

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

I can't think of a joke!

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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