How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Knock knock Come in!

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

I LIKE TURLES.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Penis in a box.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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