Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Anti Joke

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