What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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memes

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Women's Basketball.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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