what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Windows Vista

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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