i wish i was a tree !

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Ancient Greeks rights

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What flys? A fly

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Thumbs this up

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Anal cheese curds.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Dan O'Driscoll

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

Womens rights.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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